Because Nige deserves to be infamous
I just came back from the dead because there have been new developments in the Nige story. Check here and here. Nige's brand new My Space is here.
My original post about it was:
I think Nigel Gohl is a fucking moron and I want to be involved in the online war against him. Hopefully, no girl will ever go near him again. This loser went on a Contiki tour, shagged a few chicks (doesn't everyone on Contiki tours? Hardly a claim to fame) and then decided to write a book about it entitled Around the World in 80 Babes (which no publishing company would touch, funnily enough, so he self-published). Worse, he now seems to think he is some kind of sex god and is trying to impart his "wisdom" on how best to take advantage of drunk chicks. Sadly, it seems that the majority of his "testimonials" are written by himself, as he seems to have a habit of pretending to be supportive fans posting comments on others' blogs in support of his actions. A complete and utter fucktard.
This is Nigel Gohl's website; here and here are Nigel Gohl's encounters with Agent Fare Evader; this and this are what TSP had to say about Nigel Gohl; TSSH ripped into Nigel Gohl here, here and here; The Triumvirate had a dig at Nigel Gohl; Daily Flute and Blog Herald on Nigel Gohl; The Other Guy gets in on the Nigel Gohl action; WTF Dude with more Nigel Gohl; More Nigel Gohl kicking from Vittra; there are heaps more, but I'm sick of linking them. Hopefully that's enough to make sure his name is forever synonymous with "sleazy male preying on inebriated females." Sick fuck.
Some of the things Nigel Gohl says on his website and in the few book excerpts I have seen reminds me of a conversation I had with an ex-boyfriend's brother (Moron #432) once. We were at a restaurant for dinner, so I couldn't actually get as upset as I wanted to with him. He had just finished reading in the news that a bunch of guys had been convicted of rape. He was outraged about it. Apparently, these guys were all soccer team mates of the girl in question's boyfriend. Wait, I'll reword that. Girl who was raped has boyfriend. Boys who raped said girl were all on said boyfriend's soccer team. Right. Now, apparently the boyfriend had gone out for a bit and the girl was asleep on the bed. The remainder of the team proceeded to "digitally rape" (ie: with their fingers) the girl, etc (I'm not sure how far they got). She woke up, wondered what the fuck was going on, and told them to stop, etc.
Now, the reason that Moron #432 was outraged was because... wait for it... the girl didn't say no before the guys started!!!! I looked at him wondering if he was joking. He wasn't. I told him that while she hadn't said no, she certainly hadn't said yes.
"But she didn't say no!"
"That's because she was asleep! She didn't say yes, either!"
"But she didn't say no!"
"Ugh! SHE WAS ASLEEP! She couldn't say no! But she didn't say yes!"
"Well, what's the definition of rape, then?"
"Are you serious? Sexual acts with someone without their consent!"
"But she didn't say no!"
"Oh my god, you're a fucking idiot! SHE DIDN'T SAY YES!!!!"
Anyway, I couldn't get as angry at this loser as I wanted to, because of the restaurant situation. I ended up just refusing to talk to him for the rest of the night and pretty much every other time I saw him.
So just to clear things up, the actual definition of rape (according to dictionary.com) is "unlawful sexual activity and usually sexual intercourse carried out forcibly or under threat of injury against the will usually of a female or with a person who is beneath a certain age or incapable of valid consent because of mental illness, mental deficiency, intoxication, unconsciousness, or deception, etc."
You might want to think about those last three, Nige, when you're telling girls you're on the Australian water polo team, or any of the other white lies you admit to telling girls in order to get them into bed. You might want to think about those last three when you're advising men on your website to "let the babes get plastered and then you take advantage" (December 03 column).
Stop trying to make yourself out to be some kind of fucking god. You're a sick, pathetic excuse for a human being and I hope karma comes back to get you.
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